These are some things that make me go hmmmm....
~Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
~Cats know your every thought.
They don't care, but they know.
~The discovery of Elves is rich in serendipity and illustrates the potential importance of undirected research.
- The New York Times, December 12, 1995
~There is, for some unfathomed reason, something almost unbearably sexy about having huge, fire-breathing magical dragons flying low about the sky on moonlit nights which were already dangerously on the sweet and fragrant side.
~Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
~Evil in general does not sleep, and therefore doesn't see why anyone else should.
~Ruislip, the Fop's opponent, resembled a bad dream one might have if one fell asleep watching sumo wrestling on the television with a Bob Marley record playing in the background.
~Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity.

My Favorite Quote from On The Road by Jack Kerouac
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!"

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