Some Quotes, Known and Unknown
~Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
~This is my favorite time of day. Well, there it goes.
~My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
~I'm pondering the immortal words of Socrates, who said: "...I drank what?"
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~"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views...which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering." - Doctor Who, 'Face of Evil'
~I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
~High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail.
~I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
- Victor Hugo
~That which does not kill me had better be able to run pretty damned fast.
~Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
~Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tyres, especially while the bike is running.
Our lawyers made us put these warnings in.
(An Australian motorcycle manual)
~A woman came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
~Before you critisize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes; that way at least you're a mile away and have their shoes.
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